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Nine Percent 

- A Chinese boy group under IQIYI.
- Still hasn’t released a debut album.
- prolly will finish their contract with no song and album.
IQIYI where’s Nine Percent’s album!?!?!?

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.
Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

nine percenter 

Someone who identifies with being racially white. Also known as a Niner. The nine percent being the number of white people estimated to be in the world
You sure about him./He looks a little on the dark side.
No sweat, he's a Niner. nine percenter
nine percenter by Schlimm Jim April 24, 2016

nine percenter 

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)
"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."
nine percenter by Big Tweak March 21, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026