Nimbing 

To encounter into a lurid homesexual episode in the cheapest room at the plush and world renown Nimb hotel.

After a long day clue hunting Harry had built up a carnal lust that could only be assuaged by aggressively nimbing his victorian assistant.

Pen, paper, penetrate.

Nimbing by harrypotter100 January 20, 2011

numbing depression 

Numbing depression is when u are in such a deep part of depression that all your feelings have become numb and can't not cry anymore...

Mario: why are u so emotionless

Josh: I have numbing depression

numbing depression by That one ugly kid June 26, 2017

numbing out

Is a psychology/ recovery term, when someone is procrastinating, isolating themselves, and going nowhere. Being stalled and not taking care of business.

I should've solved the problem, but I was just numbing out, I really need to do something!

numbing out by dah_09 January 23, 2009

Nimming 

To nim is to continuosly restlessly move one part of your or body while the rest remains still, ie foot, leg, knee, hand etc.

I was sat in the coffee house nimming whilst waiting for my friend....

Nimming by Juicestin May 30, 2010

Numbing the Loneliness 

To masturbate several times a day in order to forget or lose interest in the fact that you are terribly alone.

"dude brb numbing the loneliness" - spagett

Numbing the Loneliness by one oh one September 18, 2011

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability 

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.

"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009

numbing 

the act of completely losing all touch with the real world by subjecting yourself to mindless,wasteful activity (often over the course of several hours) that often results in loss of brain cells and temporary conciousness. activities that qualify as numbing are: text messaging,being on myspacefor over six hours straight, guitar hero, video games, computer solitaire, and/ or any electronic device that a digital immigrant cannot operate.
Numbing causes you to lose all touch with reality. For example, if one where to call your name while "numbing" you wouldn't respond period. However, after the numb session, all consciousness would be regained and you were address the person that called your name.

student 1: man, i am so tired. i am gonna fail this test! i didn't study at all!

student 2: me neither, i wanted to study but instead i was numbing for five hours on myspace. and the funny thing is, is i wasn't even doing anything on it! i finally stopped because my eyes were watering so bad and i black out for a second. it was four in the morning!

numbing by Molly!!!! July 13, 2007