A commen is:

a) a cereal company in competition with criterion
b) a chicken
c) an insignificant comment which doesn't make sense but is funny to the writer and an individual reader nonetheless
d) a computer omen
Girl: My computer just crashed!
An It: It's a commen.
by Mimi George September 6, 2006
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comment + hate = commenate
hating comments
dude1: check my shit out
dude2: k...
dude1: dont fuckin commenate me, man
by C1J July 29, 2006
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