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Nikocado Avocado 

Nikocado avocado aka. A fat mukbanger manchild who constantly cries like a bitch and getting into fights with his boyfriend Orlin.
Person 1 : Hey have you heard a YouTube mukbanger called Nikocado avocado?

Person 2 : you mean a fat man child who always shoving food down his throat and having a mental breakdown and constantly having drama with his boyfriend Orlin whilst filming his YouTube video?
Nikocado Avocado by Bot August 19, 2020

Nikocado Avocado 

1. See word (schmo)
2. An attention-loving fatass who creates “content” on YouTube by eating like a fucking pig. Bullies other YouTubers when they tell him no.
Jimmy: Did you hear about what Nikocado Avocado did this time?
Fred: Lemme guess, he dissed another guy for rejecting his sexual advances

nike mag 

The Type of shoe you cannot afford. half the money of the shoe put towards the disease named Alzheimer's disease.
Sean: Yo, does that dude have nike mags on?
Ryan: Yeah, he must be a sneaker head.
Sean: Okay, they look so cool btw.
nike mag by JARRED M8 March 7, 2017

Nikocado Avocado 

An adult who acts like he is 4 years old, and cry's on YouTube over nothing. And needs to see Doctor Phil.
Person 1: Hey did you see that cry baby on YouTube yesterday?
Person 2: Who, Nikocado Avocado?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Yeah, he should see Doctor Phil.

blew nike 

Blew Nike: A racial slur in reference to an individual who is Jewish as well as African American. A Black-Jew, Nigger-kike.
Lenny Kravitz and Sammy Davis Jr are Blew Nikes.
blew nike by sunshine 65 October 24, 2008

Nikocado Avocado 

A whale of a mukbanger who abuses his boyfriend and cries like a baby for very minor inconveniences, He celebrates weight loss by eating 18 subs, and he manages to shit himself on multiple occasions.
Person 1: oh my god did you see the new Nikocado Avocado video?

Person 2: I did, and now I wanna eat a salad, go on a 10 mile run, and probably see my therapist
Nikocado Avocado by Inferno wing October 28, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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