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Nighttime Self 

Nighttime Self is that person who will drink all night, smoke weed, chase dubious women and get into some crazy shit. Nighttime self does not give a crap what the consequences are to morning self.
Dude 1 at 4am – Let’s do tequila shots off of those strippers and then get 2 more buckets of beer.
Dude 2 – Hey, aren’t you worried about that big meeting we have with the boss at 8am?
Dude 1 – Fuck man – this is Nighttime self you are talking to, I don’t give a shit about morning self.
Dude 2 - Ya, what am I talking about, fuck the meeting.
Nighttime Self by lampertc September 27, 2013
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Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear
Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing
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