night dick

A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.

My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.

I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.

Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.

My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.

night dick by Nightdicklover May 17, 2014

wedding night dick 

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

wedding night dick by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

Friday Night Dick Tap 

The act of "tapping" one's dick on the shoulder or chest of your friend or significant other on a Friday night.

Jeri did a sweet Friday Night Dick Tap on that chick's shoulder!

Friday Night Dick Tap by nnyklebe June 6, 2009

Dick night lolol 

When your female friend is after several cocks and finally finds one to latch on to for the night.

Omg is it dick night lolol?

Dick night lolol by Slitkilla6969 August 15, 2025

Dick-Wet-Night

Dick-Wet-Night (AKA DWN), the question you ask your buddy after his date.

"Hey bro, did you get DWN last night?"
"Dick-Wet-Night was achieved!"

Dick-Wet-Night by Adjem August 27, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019