night dick

A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.

My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.

I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.

Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.

My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.

by Nightdicklover May 17, 2014

wedding night dick

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

by wolfbait51 May 02, 2011

Friday Night Dick Tap

The act of "tapping" one's dick on the shoulder or chest of your friend or significant other on a Friday night.

Jeri did a sweet Friday Night Dick Tap on that chick's shoulder!

by nnyklebe June 06, 2009

Dick night lolol

When your female friend is after several cocks and finally finds one to latch on to for the night.

Omg is it dick night lolol?

by Slitkilla6969 August 15, 2025