Nigel, please

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.

"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."

by Frank Caron March 28, 2008

Niger please

Causcasian variant of Nigga please. The phrase "Nigeria please" may also be used. White people cannot say "nigga" without it being followed by s pimp slap. This more white-friendly expression is good for a laugh with your other white friends, but it is inadvisable to use this expression around black people.

Acceptable:
Whitey #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger please!

Not acceptable:
Black person #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger, please!
Black person #1: What the f--- did you just say mutha f---er? (Pulls out 9mm, horror ensues.)

by Sleepy-wan December 21, 2008