Nhetto 

nhet·to net-oh

noun, plural nhet·tos, nhet·toes.

An area of the world with little or no internet accessibility.

"Bro, I have been trying to stream the latest Game of Thrones ep all day. I hate living in this nhetto!"

Nhetto by Usai June 16, 2013

netto

a supermarket where the most expensive item is the bags.

where jamie shops at

what do u mean 5p for a bag, the food only cost 2p

hey mummy can we go to netto

netto by prunella January 3, 2004

Netto Blaster 

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.

Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"

Netto Blaster by Mu Cow February 11, 2008

netto

Here is a quaint little ditty I made up aboot Netto's
NETTO'S!
You shop all day,
You shop all night,
You come back home with a bag of shite!

Netto's- it's scandinavian for value!

netto by Stacie July 28, 2004

The Ghetto Behind the Netto

Athersley North, South Yorkshire, England.
So called because of the massive Netto supermarket just south of it.

1. John says he's from the Ghetto...
2. Yeah, the Ghetto behind the Netto more like...

The Ghetto Behind the Netto by Old Red Eyes July 13, 2009

netto

A shop where the hobo's go. Mothership for the chavs aswell {specially during breeding season}

NETTO'S It's scandinavian for value!

netto by Lauren England July 9, 2004

Netto

Shitty chain of danish shops that sell contaminated food.

He'll eat anything, even food from Netto! o.O

Netto by k9norn November 12, 2003