Neyferson

Neyferson is a person who may be the biggest hater to exist to some on the outside, but deep down he is someone that truly cares for his friends and family. He is loyal and dedicated to whatever he puts his mind to and will not be afraid to be honest in order to help those close to him. Neyferson lives a relatively mysterious life, he’s not egotistical and will only share details about himself unless asked, and even then he will be vague about it. He’s probably also one of the funniest people you’ll meet, solely because of his wide vocabulary that enables him to say some beautiful things regardless of it’s hilarious or in the form of a poem. Oh did I mention he can write poems? Well now you know. Neyferson will not sugar coat things, he’ll tell you if something is bothering him and will make sure that you’re aware and will also said “I told you so” when you realize the same thing later on. But all in all, he’s a great guy and you should cherish having a Neyferson in your life.

Person 1: Do you know who Neyferson is?
Person 2: No, but Neyferson sounds cool as fuck
Person 1: Hell yeah he is, I’ll introduce you.

Neyferson by awwiii November 21, 2023

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Nepherson

When two sisters trade their husband and both husbands inseminate both sisters. The resulting offspring have unknown paternity. A male baby would be called a nepherson and female baby would be called a Neiter.

This is my Nepherson.

Nepherson by MADBJ May 24, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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