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Neyferson 

Neyferson is a person who may be the biggest hater to exist to some on the outside, but deep down he is someone that truly cares for his friends and family. He is loyal and dedicated to whatever he puts his mind to and will not be afraid to be honest in order to help those close to him. Neyferson lives a relatively mysterious life, he’s not egotistical and will only share details about himself unless asked, and even then he will be vague about it. He’s probably also one of the funniest people you’ll meet, solely because of his wide vocabulary that enables him to say some beautiful things regardless of it’s hilarious or in the form of a poem. Oh did I mention he can write poems? Well now you know. Neyferson will not sugar coat things, he’ll tell you if something is bothering him and will make sure that you’re aware and will also said “I told you so” when you realize the same thing later on. But all in all, he’s a great guy and you should cherish having a Neyferson in your life.
Person 1: Do you know who Neyferson is?
Person 2: No, but Neyferson sounds cool as fuck
Person 1: Hell yeah he is, I’ll introduce you.
Neyferson by awwiii November 21, 2023
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Nepherson 

When two sisters trade their husband and both husbands inseminate both sisters. The resulting offspring have unknown paternity. A male baby would be called a nepherson and female baby would be called a Neiter.
This is my Nepherson.
Nepherson by MADBJ May 24, 2024
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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