Newtroit 

A place of mental existence where a man is tired of small talking with women and throws away his humanity by getting straight to the point in the most passive-aggressive way to express his sexual attraction to a woman in the most respectful way possible. Some men take it too far but the more a man stay in Newtroit the more of an animal that man become. Some men reach a point in no return.

Yes , this is the combined mindset only a man from New York & Detroit can obtain. It works more efficiently when they’re single but the same energy can be applied to a man who is in a relationship.

Ex 1:
her: Don’t you have a gf 👀
him: that’s history , I want to talk about us

I’m feeling you , I want to have a good time not a long time
Her: damn! Okay pick me up at 7

Ex 2:
her to friend: we talking but I don’t think he’s interested

*man finds out she said that*

him: I want your cute ass in my car at 7pm , we gonna chill

her: okay , I’ll let you know when I’m ready

Ex 3:

“Yooo that dude talking crazy to them girls and they going out with him!”

“Yeah that boy in Newtroit”

Newtroit by Newtroit October 12, 2022

Newtroit 

A place of mental existence where a man is tired of small talking with women and throws away his humanity by getting straight to the point in the most passive-aggressive way to express his sexual attraction to a woman in the most respectful way possible. Some men take it too far but the more a man stay in Newtroit the more of an animal that man become. Some men reach a point in no return.

Yes , this is the combined mindset only a man from New York & Detroit can obtain. It works more efficiently when they’re single but the same energy can be applied to a man who is in a relationship.

Ex 1:
her: Don’t you have a gf 👀
him: that’s history , I want to talk about us

I’m feeling you , I want to have a good time not a long time
Her: damn! Okay pick me up at 7

Ex 2:
her to friend: we talking but I don’t think he’s interested

*man finds out she said that*

him: I want your cute ass in my car at 7pm , we gonna chill

her: okay , I’ll let you know when I’m ready

Ex 3:

“Yooo that dude talking crazy to them girls and they going out with him!”

“Yeah that boy in Newtroit”

Newtroit by Newtroit October 12, 2022

newtrition 

All da refined-and-processed culinary-crap dat modern-day humans are stuffing down their gullets and invalidly viewing as healthy. Why not just go back to "oldtrition" --- i.e., simple natural fare like ordinary fruits 'n' vegetables, whole grains, lean meats, and fresh milk and butter and cheese like yer gramma used to serve??

Da term "newtrition" could also refer to either a balanced diet for yer tiny colorful amphibian buddies, or a meal-regimen dat actually includes said pliable wetland-dwellers. Presumably da recipient of said diet would just be a garter snake or other natural-toxin-immune organisms, though, since these small harmless-looking critters are actually highly poisonous to humans and many other meat-eating creatures. In fact, it's even advisable to wash your hands well after merely handling them, as even the comparatively minute amounts of their bodily-excretions dat you'd absorb through your skin can be very problematic.

newtrition by QuacksO April 26, 2025