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Newton North 

A high school in Newton, Massachusetts mainly comprised of a student body that comes from an uneducated Italian-American heritage. These student usually complain about not having as much money as kids that go to Newton South. This is usually followed by someone from South reminding them that they are getting a new high school that costs $200 million
Kid 1: Hey where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Newton North
Kid 1: hahahaha, you silly mush
Newton North by R1DE TO THAT June 14, 2010
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Newton North High School

the whitest school known to Mass

70% white 40% Jewish
20% Asian 40% Christian
3% Hispanic 20% Other
7% Black
Newton North is a boot camp for retarded people
Newton North High School by VICKS January 22, 2005

Newton North Carolina 

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis
Man i wish i had a Newton North Carolina.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026