New York Jets 

A joyless passion that only adds more misery to the lives of fans of said team.

The New York Jets, who started 8-3, will not make the playoffs with another December collapse they have become so infamous for.

New York Jets by newjakecity December 22, 2008

New York Jets 

New York Football Team, with poor history, consisting of mostly Mexicans, potheads, dumb asses, and overrated players. They have a fat coach who is morally vacuous, has a passionate foot fetish, and flaps his gums to much. The Jets are a team with no character which always gets players with behavioral problems. Always involved in embarrassing, stupid incidents, like Sal Alosi tripping Dolphins rookie Nolan Carroll, the Rex Ryan middle finger dispute, and the viral Youtube video with Mark Sanchez using Mark Brunell as a snot rag. Has players with big mouths like Cromartie tweeting that he will "smash Matt Hasselbeck's face in" and other stupid comments from Revis, Sanchez, Scott, and Pace. Overrated players include, but are not limited to: Shonn Greene, Jerricho Cotchery, Brad Smith, Mark Sanchez, and more. Nicknames for these players include "Dirty Sanchez," "Jerricho Crothery," and more.

"Jets are the BEST TEAM!"
"Are you an idiot? Jets are gay, they are more like the New York Jests."

"Dude, that guy is such an idiot, he must be a member of the terrible organization - the New York Jets"

"Rex Ryan is so fat that they has to set up speed bumps when he went to an all-you-can-eat buffet!

New York Jets by NFL Analyst February 20, 2011

new york jets 

a team in the AFC East that will in a couple years be serious contenders. for those who say they suck, check the facts: under a first year coach(mangini) they made the playoffs when every1 thought they would suck, leon washington is a young, solid RB, jerricho cotchery is also a good, young WR, chad pennington is back to being good and not injurey prone, kellen clemens is the future for them, and the other teams r on the decline. the pats havent won the super bowl since 2004, they didnt make it to the super bowl in 05 or 06, they dont have WR's, and their just losing their dominance of the league now. the bills r gonna be good in a couple years but not as good as the jets will because their in re-building mode pretty much, same with dolphins. plus their could possibly not even be a super bowl if it werent for the Jets and their super bowl III victory

person 1:So who do you think is gonna win the AFC East in 2 years?
person 2: the New York Jets(see reasons above, i have more too)

new york jets by MC RD February 25, 2007

New York Jets 

The worse team in the AFC East. Better known as the doormats of the NFL.

Look at those New York Jets wasting another 1st round pick.

New York Jets by Doug R May 18, 2006

New York Jets 

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

New York Jets by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

New York Jets fan 

The only NFL fans who actively hate their team. Don’t bully a Jets fan that’s just mean

Tom: hey look at David over there I’m going to bully him
John: don’t bully him he’s a New York Jets fan
Tom: oh okay

New York Jets fan by anonymous March 2, 2021

New York Jets Fan 

A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.

A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.

Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*

New York Jets Fan by AJ070706 September 18, 2022