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New Mexican burglar alarm 

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.

New Mexican college student

It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.
"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."

New Mexican Windshield Wiper 

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.

New Mexican Nougat 

The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.
Dude, last night was so wild, me and Laura got to try The New Mexican Nougat.

New Mexican Latte 

(1) An instance in which a person intentionally gags him/herself on their sexual partner's erect penis while performing fellatio - generally as part of a deepthroat, facefuck or, in some cases, the Brazilian Mongoose - in order to vomit on his groin and the surrounding area. (2) In abstract usage, an act that one must perform to fulfill a loathed obligation.
Get on your knees and give me a New Mexican Latte!

Jesus, my bitch gave me a New Mexican Latte last night!

Man, you got fucked, looks like you're going to be giving a shitload of New Mexican Lattes this week.
New Mexican Latte by Hegemon 1111 January 22, 2010

new mexican taquito 

a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"
yum this dick is so good i just wanna bite it like a new mexican taquito!
new mexican taquito by Mikejonson August 10, 2009