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New England Clam Bake 

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake
New England Clam Bake by jb279 March 6, 2009

New England Clam Bake 

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
New England Clam Bake by Giddy55 February 7, 2007