CharaChan's definitions

Carpet Mafia

Another term for crabs/pubic lice

Below average girl: so we hooking up for tonight?

Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.

by CharaChan July 10, 2021

Netvangelist

An evangelist who preaches their ideologies or religion on the internet no matter what the social media app/website

Person in clip: “I have a place where I pray to my ancestors and sometimes I see them in my dreams…”
Netvangelist: “PFFFT! Those are demons you’re worshipping not your ancestors and late loved ones! Find salvation in God/Allah and you will be saved!” *rambles off a bunch of bible verses or talks about what’s haram for 12 paragraphs*
Person reading the comments: “IT’S A CLIP ABOUT HOW SOMEONE MOURNS ONG STFU YA NETVANGELIST”

by CharaChan March 23, 2024

Nerdjaculate

When a person is so excited about a subject (usually books, technology, graphics in a movie etc.) that all they can do is talk about it. The verbal version of nerdgasm

“Did you hear about the new iPhone x500?! It has....” *nerdjaculates for thirty minutes about the phone*

“I love how the author shows...” *nerdjaculates for twelve years about the characters falling in love*

by CharaChan February 27, 2020

r word pass

Being allowed to use the word retard. Reserved for people with mental health issues and neurodivergence.

Amy: “what retard thought it was a good idea to make a movie about dancing sex toys?”
Chad: “yo you can’t say the R word bro.”
Amy: “I have executive dysfunction so I have the r word pass.”

by CharaChan November 28, 2023