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Below average girl: so we hooking up for tonight?

Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.

by CharaChan July 10, 2021

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When a person is so excited about a subject (usually books, technology, graphics in a movie etc.) that all they can do is talk about it. The verbal version of nerdgasm

“Did you hear about the new iPhone x500?! It has....” *nerdjaculates for thirty minutes about the phone*

“I love how the author shows...” *nerdjaculates for twelve years about the characters falling in love*

by CharaChan February 27, 2020

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