An estimation of time provided by Janessa, which may or may not be accurate and often includes an absurdly broad range. A Nesstimate is characterized by its wild unpredictability—covering anywhere from "five minutes" to "three hours"—leaving everyone involved in a constant state of uncertainty.
Alex: "Janessa, how long until you're ready?"
Janessa: "Oh, like 10 to 90 minutes!"
Alex: "Classic Nesstimate."
Janessa: "Oh, like 10 to 90 minutes!"
Alex: "Classic Nesstimate."
by peepeepoopoopeepeepoo March 05, 2025
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