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nerf war 

War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.
BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...

Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense
nerf war by СукаБлять January 5, 2015

Nerf War 

An activity in which involves shooting entities (usually humans) with blasters that fire small foam projectiles. 2 or more players needed.
Me: “I IS GONNA OWN ALL OF YOUR FACES IN THE NERF WAR TONIGHT!!”
Nerf War by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE January 2, 2018

Nerf War 

A competition where 8 teams of 5 people try to shoot eachother with small foam projectiles. Usually goes like this:

2 teams face off against eachother
if you get hit you are out
if all members of your team are out your team loses and any enemy team members that are out are now back in
last team standing after all other teams are eliminated wins
Nerf War by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

nerf cum war 

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies
i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested

Nerfwarrior343345 

Nerfwarrior343345: OMG I HAVE NO URBAN
Nerfwarrior343345 by curfew crew October 22, 2020