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Nerd Swagger 

An enhanced style of the traditional nerd that is quite potent in the social standings of today. A nerd that has obtained said swagger is endowed with substantial cred in otherwise "out of element" surroundings. This nerd is especially able to gain the looks and attention of women in many settings that the traditional nerd would not be able to garner. Showing a proficiency in many areas, this nerd is perceived to be "cool" and "hardly a nerd" to many.
1.Dang, the nerd has some serious swagger. He just walked into a biker club and made everybody in there understand what the formula is for finding the sum of integers, which would be S=N/2(A+B). maybe.

2.Guy 1: what the heck is nerd swagger?
Guy 2: oh well, you know how on the weekends Im always saying that I can't hang out because I'm busy?
Guy1: yea
Guy 2: well, I'm actually at home playing World of Warcraft and eating Doritos.
Guy 1: *GASP* duuuude that makes you a nerd!
Guy 2: yes, but my nerd swagger concelled this truth, until now.
Guy 1: so.... what happens now to our friendship?
Guy 2: simply this, I will push my nerd swagger to maximum and you won't remember a thing in about 5 seconds. Ready?
Guy 1: what the heck are talking about?
Guy 2: dude, lets go find some chicks.
Guy 1: I was just thinking about that bro, man your awesome. Far from a nerd like some people.
Guy 2: I sure am guy 1, I sure am.
Nerd Swagger by thatITguyTy March 20, 2011
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NERD SWAGGER 

A person the absolutely crushes being a nerd so much that other nerds recognize their swagger. Nerding out to its maximum will give you nerd swagger.
Yo you got that nerd swagger with those fowardflips.
NERD SWAGGER by bird stagger March 17, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026