Neo-Sophism

A contemporary revival of the ancient art of sophistry—using the tools of reason not to find truth, but to defend the indefensible, promote narrow paradigms, or advance positions that common sense rejects. Neo-Sophism deploys logic, science, skepticism, and rational argument as weapons for ideology, not as methods for inquiry. The neo-sophist doesn't seek understanding; they seek victory. They use the language of reason to obscure, the methods of science to mislead, the tools of skepticism to dismiss. Climate denial dressed as scientific skepticism? Neo-Sophism. Corporate interests defended with free-market logic that ignores market failures? Neo-Sophism. Psychiatric labels used to dismiss political dissent? Neo-Sophism. The ancient sophists taught rhetoric for winning arguments, not finding truth. Neo-Sophism updates this for the modern world: reason as rhetoric, science as sophistry.

"He spent an hour citing studies, using logical terms, invoking scientific authority—all to defend a position so absurd that anyone with common sense would laugh. That's Neo-Sophism: reason as a weapon for unreason, logic as a cloak for nonsense. The ancients would be proud; the rest of us should be warned."

Neo-Sophism by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 7, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012