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Nelligan 

A person with micropenis that chronically fists themselves until their rectum bleeds so much that they pass out. They normally have low self-esteem issues, play a lot of video games, are really pale and have had little to no relationships. They also suffer from chromes disease. Most die between the age of 20 and 65 via testicle cancer
That Nelligan is nasty!
Nelligan by cartman 39 June 30, 2011
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dirty neligan 

When, durignn a sexual intercourse, the female bites the scrotal sack of the male. When the male ejaculates, he does so in the female's hair, successfully giving them a dirty neligan. Can also apply to gay male couples.
I gave Kevin a dirty neligan last night. It was wonderful.
dirty neligan by omgstevethepirate October 11, 2005
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026