nek minnit 

The period of time it takes for one to entre a corner store or "dairy" and to come out again to find there scooter has being damaged.

I left my scooter out side of the dairy "nek minnit" I returned to find it damaged.

nek minnit by master of awesomness January 5, 2012

Nek Minnit 

Used at the end of a sentence instead of "Next Minute", then refers to something that has happened (usually pictorial).

I left my skateboard outside the store. Nek Minnit... (picture of broken skateboard)

Nek Minnit by BananaVella October 21, 2011

Nek Minnit 

Used instead of the phrase "Next Minute". No one knows its etymology (origin of word), except that it may have originated on the short-running TV3 show "The Jono Project". The phrase became extremely popular here in New Zealand and has been parodied many times since.

"Aww chur bro, makin' 2-minute noodles is easy as aye. Just boil some water, drop some noodles in there... Nek minnit... Hmm these noodles may need another minute aye..."

"I was talking to that weird girl Sharon, all was going fine, but nek minnit she hit me!"

Nek Minnit by sahboh11 November 30, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008