neil

hello neil is a

hello guys i am neil and i love condo games and chester is pog!1

by posionivyfan1234 February 14, 2022

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to smoke weed or any type of tobacco product.

Ey you wanna take a neil?

by Colin Priebe May 19, 2007

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tan
hot
lots of friends
pretty good at sports
extremely loyal to his girlfreind and his friends
modest
all the girls want him but he is too modest to except it
gets all the pretty girls
see patrick

girl #1: who is that guy?
girl #2: thats neil he so hot right?
girl #1: yea but he already has a girlfriend
girl #2: thats not suprising look at him

by whitelatinosoccermofo November 30, 2010

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A Not Neil is one of the worst people you'll ever meet. They claim to be an artisit but they ain't. Not Neils are very shy but do try to open up and when they do you want to shoot them in the face. They are obsessed with watching anime and would try to get them to watch it with you, but you wouldn't want to. If you ever see a Not Neil in the wild take action immediately and burn the nest. Once the hive queen is dead the Not Neil drones woud soon fall as well.

Person 1: Hey is that a Not Neil
Person 2: My god it is. DEPLOY THE TROOPS.

by NOOB676 February 6, 2019

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Neils

a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans

" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"

by godless15 December 10, 2009

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