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Negressophobia

This is the fear of pretty, ugly, fat, thin, and basically any kind of woman with dark skin i.e. Africans, African-American, Black British, Caribbean, and so on. This fear is usually exercised by men (and sometimes women) when it comes to relationships (See Claustro-negressophobia).
Man this cat is suffering from a severe case of Negressophobia. Gotta get him some white chocolate.
Negressophobia by Neil A September 10, 2008
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Negressophobia

This is the fear of pretty, ugly, fat, thin, and basically any kind of woman with dark skin i.e. Africans, African-American, Black British, Caribbean, and so on. This fear is usually exercised by men (and sometimes women) when it comes to relationships (See Claustro-negressophobia).
Daamn, this cat is suffering from a severe case of Negressophobia. Gotta get him some hot white chocolate, and fast!
Negressophobia by Neil A November 7, 2008

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.
"It's no use gurl, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better find someone else, while you're still young."

"Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!"
Claustro-negressophobia by Neil A November 7, 2008

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.
"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!
Claustro-negressophobia by Neil A September 9, 2008
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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