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Negressophobia

This is the fear of pretty, ugly, fat, thin, and basically any kind of woman with dark skin i.e. Africans, African-American, Black British, Caribbean, and so on. This fear is usually exercised by men (and sometimes women) when it comes to relationships (See Claustro-negressophobia).
Man this cat is suffering from a severe case of Negressophobia. Gotta get him some white chocolate.
Negressophobia by Neil A September 10, 2008
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Negressophobia

This is the fear of pretty, ugly, fat, thin, and basically any kind of woman with dark skin i.e. Africans, African-American, Black British, Caribbean, and so on. This fear is usually exercised by men (and sometimes women) when it comes to relationships (See Claustro-negressophobia).
Daamn, this cat is suffering from a severe case of Negressophobia. Gotta get him some hot white chocolate, and fast!
Negressophobia by Neil A November 7, 2008

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.
"It's no use gurl, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better find someone else, while you're still young."

"Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!"
Claustro-negressophobia by Neil A November 7, 2008

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.
"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!
Claustro-negressophobia by Neil A September 9, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026