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negatard 

a person who is always saying something negative in every situation and has a negative comment to make for every occasion.
Hannah: I'm having the best summer this year.My job's going good, I'm catching up on my studies and as an added bonus, I'm even getting a tan. I'm living in a perfect world right now and loving it.

Jane: How can you say that when they're clubbing baby seals, the rain forest is shrinking and there is a war going on?

Hannah: Jane, you're such a negatard.
negatard by Nonononononoyes May 14, 2010
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Negatard 

A individual acting retared and in a negative manner at the same time.
Linda lost her keys and she is acting like a negatard because she doesnt know where she could of lost them.
Negatard by icemaro May 15, 2010
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Negatarian 

An individual who is not content to simply BE negative, such as a negative Nancy or a negweb. A negatarian requires negativity to survive. They transmit only negativity because all they are able to take in is negativity. They seek only the negative side of any stimulus they are exposed to. They not only spew it constantly, they need to consume it instead of nutrition. They need negativity so much that they will manufacture negativity in order to ensure they are always soaking in a stew of it, spooning it up whenever they speak, think or dream.
Me: Chad was at it again last night- We all raised a glass to Janelle in honor of her new baby boy and Chaddo finished off the well-wishes with "Yep, another baby that will have a shorter, poorer life than his mom thanks to our rigged economy that owns the government." Janelle called him a negatarian and told him to put a clamp on that sewer hole of a mouth. Amanda: Good on her! And he IS a negatarian and needs be shut down!
Negatarian by Asclepius Minora December 28, 2019
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026