To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.
Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
by The Flying 69 August 22, 2009
A phrase interchangable with 'sodomized'
If you don't want to be Ned Beatty'd, don't drop the soap.
by Kevin Frost April 11, 2004