Necessary Counter-reality

Counter-reality that is required to counter false accusations or expose absurd positions—a defensive necessity in debates where opponents invent positions for you. Necessary Counter-reality arises when you're accused of holding views you don't hold, and the only way to defend yourself is to show what those views actually look like. It's the forced entry into alternative reality to prove you don't live there. In online political debates, necessary counter-reality is a survival skill: when straw men abound, you must sometimes build the actual man to show the difference.

Example: "They kept calling her a communist, no matter how many times she explained her actual positions. Finally, she deployed necessary counter-reality: 'Let me tell you what actual communists believe. Here's Marx, here's Lenin, here's Mao. Now tell me where I've said any of that.' The counter-reality of actual communism exposed the lie. She hadn't chosen to enter that reality; they'd forced her there to defend herself."

Necessary Counter-reality by Abzugal March 7, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008