Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

Don't Neglect the Balls by PhailBot June 14, 2010

Nele

Nele is far from ordinary. Nele is the incarnation of a life-adventure. It seems like Nele has two personalitys, one which is really calm and peace searching. And the other one that will overwhelm you with it's power and confidence. Her sexual aura will attract many persons of all gender, but just few of them will find their way through to the nucleus of Nele. Be aware, never try to change her in any way, you will find yourself directly in a big discussion that goes right into your soul. By the way, Nele loves soccer and visits regularly all kind of sports museums. The spiritual side of Nele (which can be quite complicated to understand) thinks, that packet soups will save the world. This might sound unlikely, but she deeply believes in it and that's all that matters. Her outfits are always appropriate and creative. However her hairstyle can be improved. You had a bad day? You are bored on tuesday at 1am? Don't worry, calling Nele is your solution. Her endless hunger for knowledge and her joy in literate conversations, will turn long summer nights in a ken expanding experience. She has the thankful ability to let distance feel not relevant, yet if you know her and can't be around, you will freakin miss her and the magic she is bringing to your life. Nele is a person, that shines deep from her heart every day with a beauty that will leave you speechless! If you know her, you can be very lucky about this treasure. Nele is one in a million.

She is...no words needed. Damn, who's that girl over there who dances like no one is watching? Bro, I have Alzheimer and still can't get her out of my head. I know Nele since a long time, but I discover her still like on the first day. Nele is Nele and forever Nele.

Nele by MielMec February 9, 2020

Nele

Stunning girl with a great smile and a heart of gold. She's very devoted to her entourage and will always have your back.

She will always brighten up your mood when you're sad. She loves animals and the environment. She's very talented and someone you'd be very grateful to have in your life.

Friend: I'm so worried I'll fail the exam
Nele: don't worry, I gotchu fam

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Nele by The"P"is_Silent_In_Pseudonym February 8, 2020

pothole neglect

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026