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Natural Lube 

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
Natural Lube by OliverS May 5, 2005
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Natural Lube 

When one coats the penis or vagina in semen to lube that area up.
My girlfroend amd I had so much sex last night I used my natural lube with her.

Natural Lube 

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
Natural Lube by OliverS May 5, 2005

Natural Banana Lube 

Banana Lube...

You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?

You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.

You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.

He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.

The end.
Have you ever made your man squeal using some natural banana lube on his hot steamy throbbing cock?
Natural Banana Lube by RyedMstr January 12, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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