Among the most disgusting substances on Earth, and the nadir for critics of domestic beer (ie. everyone who doesn't bang fat trailer-trash skanks). Natty ice is produced by Anheuser-Busch, the world's highest-volume beer producer and bringer of fine products such as brewery worker excrement (aka Budweiser). Natty Ice is remarkable as one of the few beers that is almost completely devoid of hops.
Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
1: How am I supposed to drink this beer? It tastes like Natty Ice?
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
by kickflipthecat September 24, 2007
a beer with a great history of service to the working classes of america.. A beer that makes you wanna wake up and go to work, with the comfort of knowing that multiple cold brews will be waiting. at a price of 4.99 for a 12 pack this brew is a simply unbeatable value that invites many classy, yet unemployed, inviduals to enjoy its rich taste. When added to a funnel this beverage has the ability to make an individual incoherent within several minutes. When purchasing in a grocery store, many fellow customers will tend to make comments about the quality of the beverage, but these comments shoud be ignored
by joe jameson September 12, 2006
1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natty Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.
Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.
Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.
"Dude, I can't believe this toilet water tastes better than Natty Ice."
"Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natty Ice."
"Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natty Ice."
by Wart the Dick May 12, 2004
natural beer "natty ice" is a cheap and bad quality alchoholic beverage most likely bought by college students "laxbros" who dont have money to buy decent beer
I’ve started pissing blood from drinking to many Natty ice's but it’s cool cause it’s another way to relate to bitches so they think I’m sensitive and shit.
by gingerbreadmn26 June 11, 2011
A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you can't afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even Paulaner Salvator.
Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"
Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"
Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"
Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"
Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"
by gamete0 December 04, 2008
by bither January 28, 2008
man, you're one hell of a dumbass. low alcohol content? you obviously haven't drank natty ice, or looked at the can. natty ice has 5.9% alcohol, a lot more than your average beer.
man, if i were to give you a glass of natty ice, and a glass of my piss, you couldn't taist the difference.
by zack December 29, 2004