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World national bitch day 

World national bitch day is a holiday that falls on march 7th every year. Anyone born on this day automatically receives the legal name of a "bitch"
Guy 1) did you know that march 7th is world national bitch day
Guy 2) isnt guy 3 born on march 7th? He must be a real bitch

National Dumb Bitch Day 

On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you

National bad bitch day 

August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !
Person 1 : it’s national bad bitch day !

Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !

National Basic Bitch Day 

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: β€œ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: β€œBecause that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: β€œBang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: β€œNo way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”

National Dumb Bitch Day 

The national holiday for dumb bitches, that’s right guys, there is indeed a holiday for us ;)
Shut the fuck up addy, it’s national dumb bitch day, time for shots!

National Britney Bitch Day 

This day is on October 22nd for all the Britney bitches out there. So go, go celebrate Britney bitches! U are worthy.
Hey Britney guess what! What Britney? It’s National Britney Bitch Day!!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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