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National Pimp Day  

A day of pimping. Each year NPD falls on the Saturday of the NFL draft. Originated in April of 2006, this annual holiday was created in order to celebrate the pimpness of a group of friends. NPD is comparable to a bachelor party, but instead of only occuring once, occurs annually. Historically, the day has begun with 18 holes of golf. All pimps then meet up at a house to watch the draft, where in addition to waching the draft, pimps partcipate in other pimptivities such as drinking,grilling, and video games. After the draft, pimping will continue at a bar/club of choice. The worst case scenario of NPD is that each pimp brings back two babies to smash.
I can't wait until National Pimp Day (NPD). I haven't pimped with you guys in awhile.

National Pimp Day 

The day after Christmas when all of the boys and girls head out to cash in all of their holiday loot and for one day.... feel like a pimp.
I'm gonna blow my Christmas cash at the mall for national pimp day.
National Pimp Day by sotc22 December 26, 2013

National pimp day 

A national holiday that comes once a year on the beautiful day of November 7. We celebrate this day for big pimp which is the mr meaty. So errrbody get yo pimpin on ya diiiggg!!!
Wassup big pimp

Wassup nigglet

You on tha pimpin shi huh?
Hell yeah it’s national pimp day homie
National pimp day by Bigmrmeatpimp November 6, 2019

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026