The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can
kiss a
guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge
bar with already 50% charged.
Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a
guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah
dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.