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Definitions by DankestDiavolo

National Gay Day 

The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.
Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.
National Gay Day by DankestDiavolo October 22, 2023

Born to be gay day 

Everyone born on november 12 must turn gay at their 17th birthday.
Mark: "Daniel is going to turn gay tomorrow."
Joseph: "What?"
Mark: "He was born in november 12."
Joseph: "oh right, that's the born to be gay day."
Born to be gay day by DankestDiavolo November 11, 2022