National G-Man Day

National G-Man Day on the 12th of June is a day to celebrate the character from the Half-Life series, G-Man.
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"

Man, i cant wait for National G-Man Day!

National G-Man Day by upsidefrown April 17, 2021

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national my man but not my man day

january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT

“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”

national my man but not my man day by iluvinitialL April 15, 2023

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National Peg A Man Day!

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀

National Peg A Man Day! by taromybobatea August 3, 2022

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National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

National Peg A Man day! by taromybobatea August 2, 2022