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National suck Theo’s dick day

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On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day 

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A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
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National slap Ella and beau’s ass day 

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On may 7th you get a free ass slap on either Ella or beau and they can’t do anything about it
Boy1- it’s National Slap Ella And Beau’s ass day let’s get em
Boy2- let’s do it
*slaps their ass’*
Ella & beau- imma get u

Boy1&2-you can it’s national slap Ella and beau’s ass day
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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day 

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Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
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NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day 

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Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass
The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY
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National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s) 

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SLAP DEM CHEEKS ON June 12th, October 30th, December 14th, March 2nd , and every tuesday in April
Why did you slap his butt. wdym is National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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Oblication 

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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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Northstarring

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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