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National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day 

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

National slap Ella and beau’s ass day 

On may 7th you get a free ass slap on either Ella or beau and they can’t do anything about it
Boy1- it’s National Slap Ella And Beau’s ass day let’s get em
Boy2- let’s do it
*slaps their ass’*
Ella & beau- imma get u

Boy1&2-you can it’s national slap Ella and beau’s ass day

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day 

Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day 

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass
The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY

National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s) 

SLAP DEM CHEEKS ON June 12th, October 30th, December 14th, March 2nd , and every tuesday in April
Why did you slap his butt. wdym is National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)