Nathans Mum 

Dirty Crack whore who i fucked repeatedly while nathan sat in the cupboard stroking his cock while thinking about stelios

I just fucked Nathans Mum while nathan sat in the cupboard stroking his cock while thinking about stelios

Nathans Mum by Theguywhofuckednathansmum May 2, 2010

Nathans Pee Pee 

Very small and skinny pee pee, kind of curled up. If you get to close it gets scared and curls up even more.

"Wow did you see Nathans pee pee, it looks like a small tic tac!"

Nathans Pee Pee by tiiillleerrr May 17, 2018

Nathanism 

An original or semi-original, often toxic, phrase coined by an individual with the name Nathan.

Nathan: 90% of the stuff that comes out of your mouth or keyboard is bullshit nothing

"Bullshit nothing" is a Nathanism.

Nathanism by chocolate_ February 14, 2018

nathansel 

Nathansel is the type of guy to just have everything ready for you when you get home. He likes to eat cheese but is lactose intolorrant. He is smart, confident, good working and really nice.

Wow thank you for getting pizza you are such a nathansel

nathansel by codup January 28, 2022

nathanism 

The act for a literature student to commit blasphemous grammatical and spelling errors beyond the realms of the imaginable.

"she leaves so far" nathanism for "she lives so far"
"I'm know visiting" nathanism for "I'm now visiting"
"where family!" nathanism for "we're family!"
"I'll try and see her Wensday" nathanism for "I'll try and see her Wednesday"
"could you pass me the flower to make the cake?" (needs no explanation)

nathanism by L'ecuyer de Godefroy October 24, 2011

nathanos24 

The best person ever. Super easy to get along with and very not stupid. He wants to be like Draken, but is actually a filipino (with a jawline that's..... semi-decent at best). He want abs one day. He wants to play bass. He likes BenDeen (that korean dude who eats food on youtube but looks like he doesn't want to exist). He likes goofy bands named after edible fish. He like the salmon. He also likes cool clothes, but can't buy any because all of the coolest ones come directly from Asia........... Oh lord....... I wish somebody else would write nice things about me somewhere where I could see them instead of just me writing nice things about myself at 2:06 am on this sunday july 3 💔💔💔 I wish people wanted to hang out with me instead of me just doing karaoke in my closet alone 💔💔💔 I wish people at school talked to me during lunch instead of making me sit in the handicapped stall of the boys bathroom where I watch "Avengers endgame youtube poop" with my $3 earbuds (I can always hear other dudes shitting or crying on the toilets... even when I'm just trying to enjoy my lunch, which is usually a butter and italian herb seasoning sandwich).

"Let's not talk to nathanos24 and instead make him eat his white bread and beef jerky sandwich in the boy's handicapped stall during lunch"
"Nathanos24 is so kawaiiii umuu nyaaaaa"
"Nathanos24 plans to go to Japan one day and get arrested for urinating on a Godzilla statue, purely because he wants to be arrested for doing something stupid but also Godzilla-related".
"nathanos24 shook my hand earlier and afterwards my hand smelled like salmon"

nathanos24 by nathanos24 July 2, 2022

Nathanist 

A Nathanist follows the doctrine of Nathanism. He/she can't tell the truth about anything and will always have a story better then your, even if its not true. See: Nathanism

Nathanist: "Oh you went snowboarding last weekend. I did that a couple o' years back on a 2x4, in the summer, in Argentina, met their president too, hes totally awesome and hooked me up with like 30 pounds of Oranges. Totally sweet."

Nathanist by SC-41 August 20, 2010