nathanos24 

The best person ever. Super easy to get along with and very not stupid. He wants to be like Draken, but is actually a filipino (with a jawline that's..... semi-decent at best). He want abs one day. He wants to play bass. He likes BenDeen (that korean dude who eats food on youtube but looks like he doesn't want to exist). He likes goofy bands named after edible fish. He like the salmon. He also likes cool clothes, but can't buy any because all of the coolest ones come directly from Asia........... Oh lord....... I wish somebody else would write nice things about me somewhere where I could see them instead of just me writing nice things about myself at 2:06 am on this sunday july 3 💔💔💔 I wish people wanted to hang out with me instead of me just doing karaoke in my closet alone 💔💔💔 I wish people at school talked to me during lunch instead of making me sit in the handicapped stall of the boys bathroom where I watch "Avengers endgame youtube poop" with my $3 earbuds (I can always hear other dudes shitting or crying on the toilets... even when I'm just trying to enjoy my lunch, which is usually a butter and italian herb seasoning sandwich).

"Let's not talk to nathanos24 and instead make him eat his white bread and beef jerky sandwich in the boy's handicapped stall during lunch"
"Nathanos24 is so kawaiiii umuu nyaaaaa"
"Nathanos24 plans to go to Japan one day and get arrested for urinating on a Godzilla statue, purely because he wants to be arrested for doing something stupid but also Godzilla-related".
"nathanos24 shook my hand earlier and afterwards my hand smelled like salmon"

nathanos24 by nathanos24 July 2, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008