nartist

An artist on narcotics.

First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

The Nartist

Somebody who thinks that ballons is a real word; or at least misspelled baloons.

"The Nartist said his dog Jake is afraid of ballons".

by Frogness June 6, 2009

The Nartist

The Host and Producer of 'End of the Week', a video gaming/forum podcast on Wiipals.net

have you heard of end of the week?
yeah that the nartist guy makes it.

by eotw fan May 6, 2009

Narcistick

The overuse of a selfie stick.

Man, she uses that Narcistick to post pics of herself all the time!

by Timism April 4, 2015

Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

nortist

the formal way to describe yourself when apologising for tripping grandmothers.

“why did you trip my grandma?”

“i’m a nortist! i’m sorry”

by Chunky_peter69 February 24, 2023

Narfistic

Someone who watches "Pinky and the Brain" too much. Also a narfist is someone whos brain has been rotted out because they are narfistic.

The narfistic narfist, had trouble finding his door when he woke up.

... actually he didn't find it at all... I think he's still in there... better let him out......

by kewler-than-u April 14, 2005