nartist
First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !
nartist by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004
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The Nartist
The Nartist by Frogness June 6, 2009
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nartist • Nartisticissist • The Nartist • Nautistic • Narcistical • Naptist Church • Narciste • narcistic • Narcistick • Narfistic
The Nartist
The Nartist by eotw fan May 6, 2009
Naptist Church
A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.
Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"
Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"
Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church
Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"
Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church
Naptist Church by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
nortist
nortist by Chunky_peter69 February 24, 2023
Narfistic
Someone who watches "Pinky and the Brain" too much. Also a narfist is someone whos brain has been rotted out because they are narfistic.
The narfistic narfist, had trouble finding his door when he woke up.
... actually he didn't find it at all... I think he's still in there... better let him out......
... actually he didn't find it at all... I think he's still in there... better let him out......
Narfistic by kewler-than-u April 14, 2005
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