Narnicle 

a microscopic toxic catfish that can swim up the human Urethra. Narnicles are found in the rivers and streams of Southeastern Georgia, with the largest population concentrated in the Altamaha River. Narnicles are small enough to swim up the opening of the penis and lodge themselves in the urethra with their lateral spinilia (side fins). Narnicles must be surgically removed before their toxins damage nerves and the penis starts to decay from the inside out. Its toxins work much like those of the Brown Recluse Spider.

Poor little Jed is laid up in the hospital with a pecker full of narnicles.

Narnicle by Osbeloteer March 22, 2010

narticle 

A news article that, upon reading, leaves the reader no more informed than before they read it.

That editorial on brutalist architecture was a complete narticle, to the extent that I feel less smart after having read it.

narticle by TJacobs July 23, 2019

nardicles 

It’s like nards. but different. Nards is used to replace a swear word. Nardicles is the same!!

Oh NARDICLES I just dropped my lemon 🍋

nardicles by Silver Lake Camp November 7, 2019

Narnicles 

A short word to refer to the film (or books) "Chronicles of Narnia"

"Have you seen Narnicles?"
"Yes! That movie was craazy!"

Narnicles by Eliza1989 August 21, 2007