narcolepsy

Narcolepsy is a disease where the affected subject can't mind their own fucking business and insists upon being a narc 24/7 365 days a year. It is not contagious, but almost certainly fatal upon diagnosis. Be aware of these narcs because they will screw you over.
"Yo i got a handle for this weekend, we're set"

"SHHH, be quiet with that shit don't you know dave's got narcolepsy?"

"He has a sleeping disorder?"

"No, he's a fucking narc"
by crispytreats275 February 23, 2010
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