Napkinosis 

a fatal disease caused by extreme use of napkins - can in some instances be fatal - Also known as Fatalis Napkinosis.

I was at my physioligist today, and he gave me the diagnosis Fatalis Napkinosis!

Napkinosis by Jahve October 3, 2004

napnosis 

A person who has an amazing voice, is extcharming, chivalrous, trustworthy and if you are in his/ her inner circle, he she might take a bullet for yoy.

Damn, he is one napnosis.

napnosis by therealblackjack June 1, 2018