A suburb of Chicago where most drivers break laws because they feel that they are better than the rest of the world.
Find another route; I'm not going through Naperville because of those selfish drivers.
by gooddriver March 18, 2011
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A town in Illinois in which if you make less than $150,000 you are considered the working poor.
Joe-"your parents only make $100,00?!?"

Bob-"yea, why?"

Joe-"how do you afford to live"
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"if you wear any target/Wal-Mart clothing in Naperville, nobody will look at you (otherwise than for Jokes).
by its all Blargh! July 23, 2011
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An upper-middle class southwest suburb of Chicago, Il. Most adults living here make a median income of about $100,000 a year. Most adolescents spend much of their time busying around from activity to activity, with almost no free time. Most of their actual free time is complaining about how bad their life sucks, how boring Naperville is, how stressed they are, etc, etc. Most children are so hopped up on prozac that they do not know whats going on, but for the most part are generally happy. There is almost no retirement or senior community in Naperville, most seniors shut up in old people homes by their children.
Kid from South Side: "Damn, those kids from Naperville got it good, man"
Kid from Naperville: "Yo, I wish I finna be born in the South Side, Naperville aint finna handle my qhetto ass. Naperville is fuckin boring as hell"
by Splanky101 November 2, 2011
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A paradise community of 150,000 residents filled with large houses, beautiful girls, and expensive cars.
-Im so jealous of those Naperville bitches.
by NeuquaBoi July 22, 2008
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McMansion Hell, USA

The architecture became considerably generic in the 90s, but the schools are still top notch. It all started when those dinosaurs in White Eagle wanted to be Naperville so bad that Aurora shut their water off.
Naperville isn't the richest girl in the clique, she's the most popular and influential. Get into it.
by TheEsotericAddress December 23, 2016
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Great town to raise a family. Downtown naperville is beautiful and built up nicely over the years. Great schools and community involvement.
by Dee McCarthy June 1, 2005
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New Money Haunted Suburb of Chicago Illinois.
#1 place to raise an ungrateful teenager.
I live in the affordable part of Naperville.
by Lig Na Baste July 9, 2016
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