Names on Urban Dictionary

Names written by people who obviously love spamming the internet with their useless self-esteem boosting and can't resist writing the word "sexy" and praising their body parts in their meanings. Many of these desperate people feel that they have a better chance on Urban Dictionary then on an online dating website, rendering them a complete mockery of the human brain. Either that, or they are hoping for a miracle that some dream human will read the definition and pick their way to the writer in complete belief that whatever is written in the meaning is completely true.

"Gracie has a killer body with amazing curves and a sexy bust. Arouses men without realization. Legendary in bed. Very beautiful and interesting. Loves to cuddle in bed after a romantic evening; the perfect lover and knows how to make one feel like the center of the universe with a single glance."
"An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically, Ricky is a beast."
"Everybody sounds the exact same in the names on Urban Dictionary."

by Puntama June 23, 2015

Names on Urban Dictionary

Self-Loving descriptions of People with low self-esteem

"Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally"
"Did you get that shit from Names on Urban Dictionary ?"
"... yes."

by Logan76667 November 10, 2013

Names on urban dictionary

People who write their own name with positive definitions.

Names on urban dictionary:

Harold- The coolest guy on earth. Always cheers you up no matter what and is really funny.
That's not true. He is a 27 year old who drinks alcohol, plays fortnite, and has no sense of humor.

Billy- The sweetest boyfriend on the planet that all the hot chicks want.
False. Billy is a 19 year old virgin and has no girlsl.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

Names on urban Dictionary

either a current boyfriend that jerks off their ego or someone with that name themselves jerking off their ego

guy 1: dude i just searched my name up on urban dictionary

guy 2: nice what did it say
guy 1: it said im great in every way
guy 2: thats pretty inaccurate

guy 1: yeah i hate names on urban dictionary

by an exhausted fisherman December 13, 2020

names on Urban Dictionary

wtf the fact that ppl write names on urban dictionary and make them names feel like a literal ruler of the universe is so bad I don't even know how they are allowed, probably narcissism at its worst I think
also they write pointless paragraph(s) containing 5,000 words just to prove that the person having the name is a superior being. what's wrong with you people?

A: Bro look at this definition of Sally!
B: wtf people do that on urban dictionaryy LITERALLY WRITING PPL'S PERSONALITY BASED ON THEIR NAMES ON URBAN DICTIONARY? what a weirdo
A: IM SALLY AND I CAN CONFIRM IM THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! I AM BEAUTIFUL, SUPERIOR, THE BEST, STUNNING AND AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST AT THIS POINT! SHUTU UP

by AnyaForger May 9, 2022

People that look up their names on urban dictionary

These people are fucking retarded

Man, I just found out Haley is one of those people that look up their names on urban dictionary!

by Shoeman April 23, 2018

looking up names on urban dictionary

when you look up the definitions of names on this site. one usually looks up your own name, then their friends. the top results are usually flattering which give leeway to the assumption that the definitions are just made by a name-owner's SO. sometimes they can be strangely accurate.

Brad: What are you doing?
James: looking up names on urban dictionary. the top definition for your name says you're an amazing person.
Brad: oh wow. your's says you're a good dude.
James: lets bang
Brad: ok no homo

by wiz2 May 17, 2019