A nang is an Australian slang for nitrous oxide filled ballon, or simply, cream chargers. Nangheads are those who use them excessively which result in an excessive lost of neurons and brain cells. As a consequence, nangheads are dumb and stupid fools who do stupid things. Mild cognitive impairment and short term memory lost is also common.
Person on tabs, caps, and nangs 1: *laugh at nothing*
Person on tabs, caps, and nangs 2: *laugh at nothing*
Both: *laugh louder* rofl rofl
Sober person: wtf ,*rolls eyes* nangheads.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"