Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.
"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."
by Westridge massive January 14, 2014