Naked Toast 

Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.

"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."

Naked Toast by Westridge massive January 14, 2014

My Toast Father named Toast 

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

My Toast Father named Toast by Libsu April 19, 2018

NakedToaster

A person who thinks a toaster without a bath is having it naked. Very funny and reliable, although emotions are not shown well.

That Jo is such a NakedToaster, has to put their toaster in a tutu.

NakedToaster by QuestionableMeap February 5, 2022