When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring
cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes
dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "
no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese
Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese
Dip.