Also known as the Late Fee Processing Center. A loosely knit group of dumbasses who don't know the whats going on. They makerules and regulations on the fly. Their primary responsibilities include asking you to bring a check if you have cash, cash if you have a check, certified check if you have both, and money order if you have a certified check.
Hey .. you called me a muthaf*cka and thas coo .. but you really crossed the line when you called me an nyit bursar office employee. For that you dead
Good looking. Loudest person in the room. Always doing something to stand out, usually something stupid. Easy to be friends with and is very social. Has many hobbies and is relatively good at most of them. Downside is they suck in bed so tough luck ladies.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.