nutthatch

n. partitive: synonym for PUBIC HAIR , derived from "nut," as in the contents of the nutsack, and "thatch," is in chronically messy and tangled hair. Not to be confused with "nut hatch," a small bird.

When I beat my cock, I always catch my nut in my NUTTHATCH.

nutthatch by Moqadishu April 19, 2017

nutcatcher 

A colloquial term for the common female, often used in jest.

A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.

In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."

Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.

"Guy: women are just nutcatchers. All they're good for is a quick nut and then BAM we out."
"Guy1: Not wrong."

"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."

"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"

"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"

"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"

nutcatcher by beyourownhypeman January 18, 2019

nutsatchel 

your nutsack, scrotum...

that crazy bitch licked my nutsatchel

nutsatchel by JAniol12 December 30, 2007

Your nuthatch is open 

Something you say to a guy with their flys down.
Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.
Also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the 'nuthatch' as a species.

Me : 'Your nuthatch is open by the way'
Him : 'What?'
*Looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. *
*Continues to look confused*
*Carries on being confused*
Me : 'Your flys are undone you fool!'

Your nuthatch is open by rosie2310 April 14, 2009

nuthatch 

Crazy to the extreme.

Dude, after you punched that cop the whole scene got nuthatch!

nuthatch by Hampton May 16, 2003

nuthatch 

A bird found throughout the world with more than 15 species. Thes birds are small with the smallest being 3.9 inches long (Pygmy). and the largest being 7.7 inches long (Giant) that is endangered.

The nuthatch is my favorite bird!

nuthatch by UDfan1234567890 February 9, 2019

Nuthatch 

A nasty female, especially one with a loud shit talking mouth, that will pretty much fuck anything. A nuthatch probably won't care what you do to her because there's a good chance she's on something. Nuthatches like to hang out in trailer parks, bars, strip clubs, walmart, and the liquor store. They can usually be found with some dillhole or another and/or in jail.

Look over there at that nasty nuthatch bitch looking at my man...good luck I can smell her rotten cooter from here!

Nuthatch by SaiyanPrincess January 21, 2015