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the No Touch Yourself Union. A committee of people who believe in the idea of saving yourself and keeping all of your temptations stuffed down. Basically people who don’t masturbate. Simple as that.
Friend 1: “You should join the NTYU i hear they have openings.”
Friend 2: “I would however, I kind of like beating the meat.”
by Tweety Bird Twerk Twerk August 06, 2018
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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