the No Touch Yourself Union. A committee of people who believe in the idea of saving yourself and keeping all of your temptations stuffed down. Basically people who don’t masturbate. Simple as that.
Friend 1: “You should join the NTYU i hear they have openings.”
Friend 2: “I would however, I kind of like beating the meat.”
Friend 2: “I would however, I kind of like beating the meat.”
by Tweety Bird Twerk Twerk August 7, 2018